Steve & Captain Evil: The Podcast

I wanna do my own dance moves!

When you can’t fit into your clothes, it’s a sign of a good Easter weekend.  For all you meat smokers out there, join in as master chef Treviño tells the story, full of twists and turns, of his first successful Texas brisket. Captain Evil does bring up an interesting and thought provoking question: How many grills/smokers does one man need? This will go down as one of the all-time great debate questions. 

 

The duo take a deep dive into VEGAS BABY!!!!

Have another kid, they say.

After a rough night of sleep, Steve comes up with a Billion $dollar$ idea.  He’s combined his two favorite things, Captain Evil and gambling.  Steve wants to introduce the Captain Evil slot machines! 

 

Steve performed in a new market, Baltimore, for the first time this weekend.  Due to flight delays, he almost missed the show, but luckily he turned on that Treviño charm and somehow managed to show up on time. If you had to guess if Steve found the casino in Baltimore what would you say? Steve is giddy, because we are days away from one of his favorite holidays - Easter!

The I Speak Wife Recap

Texas was hit with another severe weather storm.  This time it was golf ball sized hail.  BUT, who cares because last weekend Steve shot his fifth comedy special.

 

We learn that Steve is an outdoor guy, and when he’s out there, he’s “in the zone" so come talk to him at your own risk!  Captain Evil explains how she has only child syndrome.  Yes, she has siblings, but still, she talks about her only child syndrome.  Also as parents, where we at with the whole Little League not calling outs or keeping score?  We over that yet? Well, Steve certainly gives his opinion. 

 

And did we mention that STEVE SHOT HIS FIFTH COMEDY SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!

The Table, The Casino and Some Jokes

The new studio table has arrived.  This spawns a conversation about how Captain Evil makes every decision for the couple.  Every single decision. Even the decisions that Steve makes - it’s actually Captain Evil making the decisions.

 

BIG NEWS - Steve is filming his new special this week. Topics also include casinos, pancakes and punching bags... and that's what you call a Segway. 

Why do you have to call it ‘Taco Meat’?

Texas removes the face mask mandate, and Captain Evil is wearing an old school, red, white and blue leopard print.  One has nothing to do with the other. The lesson learned on this podcast is if you get a great deal on a Kawasaki Mule, you don’t need to talk to your wife before buying it.  Fellas, you now have permission.  

 

Trampolines, am I right?  Steve spends a day in the ER with a friend’s child because of - Trampolines.  

 

Steve shows off his master debating skills when Captain Evil says she “NEEDS A BREAK".  Brilliantly, Steve turns the conversation around to him on how amazing of a husband he is!  Simply brilliant. Young husbands, this is a master class in I Speak Wife. 

Did I use that word correctly?

Steve takes on a black tie, corporate gig and a charity event that ends with Aztec Chevy saving the day.  While this was happening, Captain Evil GOT to stay back and take care of Delilah, who still has colic.  As she puts it, “The Wheels fell off the wagon!”

 

Steve opens up about losing his good friend and fellow comedian, Eric Meyer. 

 

Plus, a good ol’ bidding war between Ford and Chevy.  All of this and more, on a spectacular episode of Steve Treviño and Captain Evil: The Podcast

Snowmageddon

Steve and Captain Evil return after Texas’s historic power outages last week.  The couple cover a long list of topics that range from Valentine’s Day craps, to why you never change a two-month old baby on a pure white hotel bed – Again, craps.  

I can cut the steak in half, boys!

This week we learn that Steve went on a first date with someone other than Captain Evil. Steve was within a two hour ride from a casino, so it was a no brainer to go. Captain Evil talks about her journey trying to get an abs - and win that trip to Croatia 

 

The couple answers questions from you guys, the listeners. 

 

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EXTRA EXTRA

Mrs. Dora came to see the new baby and she’s mad.  Which is funny, very funny. If you are a parent, you will enjoy these baby vomit stories.  If you are not a parent, this will make you never want to have a kid. What we learn from this episode is that if you hear a baby crying on the plane… blame the Treviño’s. 

 

Plus can we all agree it’s not selling out, it’s buying in? 

Tia Blanca

Steve and Captain Evil fly solo in the home studio for the first time. Spoiler alert, it didn’t go well. The married couple discuss Steve getting "snippy snipped”.  Yup.  DISCLAIMER: The end of this episode is really, really emotional.  Steve dedicates this episode to his amazing Tia Blanca who recently passed. 

 

 

We are not responsible for any tears shed.